They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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