it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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