white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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