Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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