Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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