it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
My pussy is not your playground.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
