I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm both gender and math confused
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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