I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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