Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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