I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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