Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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