Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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