CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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