I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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