This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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