Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
