1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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