why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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