I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
