you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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