Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
