I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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