He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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