He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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