we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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