What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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