Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
