Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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