I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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