So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you didnt know i had herpes?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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