everyone is single if you try hard enough
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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