so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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