Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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