honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need to calm my uterus...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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