my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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