I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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