What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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