I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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