I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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