we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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