you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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