I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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