its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize