i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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