That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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