after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So squirting runs in the family.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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