First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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