he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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