I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize