i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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