It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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