The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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