I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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