So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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