that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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