Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
