Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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