whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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